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gomets's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Ozzy Osbourne | Crazy Train | I'm going out for ribs on the crazy train. | I'm blowin' out the rails on the crazy train. |
| Fleetwood Mac | Go Your Own Way | You can call it thunder, but don't you dare. | You can call it another lonely day. |
| ELO | Mr. Blue Sky | "Tired of living in an egg." | (Mr. Blue) "Sky is living here today." |
| Stevie Wonder | Part-Time Lover | We are undercover bastards on the run. | We are undercover passion on the run. |
| Madonna | Express Yourself | And scratch yourself. | Express yourself. |
| Bee Gees | Stayin' Alive | The New York Times are made for men. | The New York Times effect on man. |
| Bee Gees | Stayin' Alive | I've been kicked around since i was forty. | I've been kicked around since I was born. |
| Judas Priest | You've Got Another Thing Coming | I got a nice car coming down the road. | I got an ace card going down on the rocks. |
| Prince | Little Red Corvette | Living comet. | Little red Corvette. |
| Shaggy | Angel | You're my goddamn angel. | You're my darling angel. |
| Santana | Smooth | It's the stainless steel emotion that I get from you. | It's the same sweet emotion that I get from you. |
| Pink Floyd | Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2 | Holy Ollie Augusta! Now their breaking the wall! | All in all you're just another brick in the wall. |
| Barry White | You're The First, The Last, My Everything | Now I'm lost and ugly. | Now I'm lost in a-a-a dream. |
| John Mayer | Your Body is a Wonderland | A valley-ous wonderland. | Your body is a wonderland. |
| Alicia Bridges | I Love The Night Life | I love the night lightI've got to boogieOn the disco I have. | I love the nightlifeI've got to boogieOn the disco 'round. |
| Aerosmith | Rag Doll | Whacked off in the middle of a movie. | Rag doll, living in a movie. |
| Gloria Gaynor | I Will Survive | First I was afraid I was a pedophile. | First I was afraid, I was petrified. |
| Billy Idol | Dancing With Myself | Dancing with my cell. | Dancing with myself. |
| Paul Simon | Kodachrome | Mama don't take my Coca-Cola away. | Mama don't take my Kodachrome away. |
| Styx | Come Sail Away | Ponce de Leon, Ponce de Leon. | Come sail away, come sail away. |
| ELO | Twilight | The fishes dancing in my mind. | The visions dancing in my mind. |
| Commodores | Brick House | Sure 'nough to knock your scrotum into her knees. | Sure 'nough to knock a strong man to his knees. |
| Led Zeppelin | In My Time Of Dying | Oh, my Cheez-Its! | Oh, my Jesus! |
| Eric Clapton | After Midnight | Captain Midnight | After midnight |
| Rolling Stones | Bitch | Yeah, when your name is Al. | Yeah, when you lay me out. |
| Led Zeppelin | Wearing And Tearing | Belichick is good for you. | Feel a change is good for you. |
| Earth, Wind and Fire | Boogie Wonderland | You dance and jiggle her. | You dance and shake the hurt. |
