Jeffersonian's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Evanescence | Tourniquet | my god my turnip god | My god my tourniquet |
| Faith Hill | Breathe | I can feel you breathe watching over me, suddenly a emanciated ooh | I can feel you breathe watching over me, suddenly i'm melting into you... |
| ZZ Top | Viva Las Vegas | Ride my Seeley gonna set my soul gonna set my soul on fire | Bright lights city gonna set my soul gonna set my soul gonna set my soul on fire |
| Kenny Chesney | The Road and The Radio | clarity and expiration | clarity and inspiration |
| John Denver | Thank God I'm A Country Boy | let me tell you what Zaccaroni means | let me tell you exactly what it means |
| Tim McGraw | It's Your Love | if you wonder about the state i'm under | And if you wonder about the spell I'm under |
| Placebo | Running Up That Hill | you don't wanna hurt me and see how deep the blood lies | you don't want to hurt me but see how deep the bullet lies |
| Johnny Cash | Ain't No Good Chain Gang | you don't go writing hot chicks down in Mississippi | you don't go writing hot cheques, down in Mississippi |
| Marvin Gaye | I Heard It Through The Grapevine | I heard you're doing grapevine | I heard it through the Grapevine |
| Avril Lavigne | Sk8er Boi | she said see you later boy he wasn't girl enough for her | she said see ya later boi he wasn't good enough for her |
| Travis Tritt | T.R.O.U.B.L.E. | well I was a little bitty baby when papa got the ***ts | I was a little bitty baby when papa hit the skids |
| Charlie Daniels Band | The Devil Went Down To Georgia | granted is a dog like no child knows | Granny does your dog bite? No child no. |
| Kenny Chesney | Like Me | cattle wombs and Elvis shirts | cantaloupes and Elvis shirts |
| Rascal Flatts | Mayberry | hide! Ms. Angel's sitting on her porch drinking ice cold cherry coke chewing tobacco. Mice! | I miss Mayberry sitting on the porch drinking ice cold cherry coke where everything is black and white |
| Dierks Bentley | What Was I Thinking | tore out the driveway sliding like boduth | We ran outside, hood slidin' like Bo Duke. |
| ZZ Top | Sharp Dressed Man | green shirt , blue shoes I don't know where i'm going too silk suit , Flack's tie | Clean shirt , new shoes I don't know where i'm going to . Silk suit , black tie |
| John Denver | Thank God I'm A Country Boy | life ain't nothing but a overgrown riddle | life ain't nothing but a funny funny riddle |
| ZZ Top | Woke up With Wood | Dairy Queen's fallen princess | beauty queens fall in trances |
| Johnny Cash | When The Man Comes Around | for you partake that last coffee cup or disapear into the potter's ground | will you partake of that last offered cup or disapear into the potter's ground |
| Jason Aldean | Amarillo Sky | and if cheese is worth the price of gold it's the cheapest grain he's ever saw | and diesels worth the price of gold and it's the cheapest grain he's ever sold |
| ZZ Top | Gimme All Your Lovin | you gotta move it up and use it like a school boy would | you got to move it up and use it like a screwball would |
| ZZ Top | Pearl Necklace | she was getting bummed and I was getting blown away | she was getting bombed and I was getting blown away |
| Highwaymen | Highwayman | I'll fly a starship across the universe divine | I'll fly a starship across the universe divide |
| Rod Stewart | Every Picture Tells A Story | every picture tells a story doughnut | every picture tells a story don't it |
| George Strait | Marina Del Rey | Kevin's bunnies lost in paridise like castaways | we found our bodies lost in paridise like castaways |
| Kenny Chesney | Tequila Loves Me | ohh kittens are cheap in Mexico , they'll be there waiting and they won't say no , Teddy and Mia love me even if you don't | oh forgettin's cheap in Mexico , she'll be there waiting and she won't say no Tequila loves me even if you don't |
| Alabama | Mountain Music | get Sweets as nature's friend | just bein natures friend |
| Jessica Andrews | That's Who I Am | if I live to be one hundred and never see the millions | if I live to be a hundred and never see the seven wonders |
| Bangles | Walk Like an Egyptian | Pauline types cause the hooker likes it | Foreign types with the hookah pipes |
| The Carter Family | Single Girl | married girl , married girl , she wears a skimpy thong | married girl, oh, married girl got a baby on her knees |
| Rascal Flatts | See Me Through | see me through ooh wolves are naked. | see me throughOh, we're almost there |
| Rascal Flatts | See Me Through | see me through this masked guy Will | see me through this mask I wear |
| Hank Williams | I Saw The Light | I wouldn't let my deer save your end | I wouldn't let my dear saviour in |
| Lee Ann Womack | I Hope You Dance | when you come close to semens out | when you get the choice to sit it out |
| Shania Twain | Man, I Feel Like a Woman | men should wear short skirts | men's shirt short skirt |
| Tim McGraw | My Best Friend | Tonight's the night I'm gonna bulls**t to the limit | you're more than a lover |
| Taylor Swift | Our Song | I was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the back seat of his car | I was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car |
| Bowling for Soup | 1985 | sexy Madonna waiting for her momma | Bruce Springsteen , Madonna way before Nirvana |
| Elton John | Circle of Life | pink pajamas penguins on the bottom | And blinking, step into the sun |
| Traditional | Jingle Bells | bells on Bob's tail ring | bells on Bobtail ring |
| Johnny Cash | When The Man Comes Around | it's time for thee to kick against the priest | It's hard for thee to kick against the p***ks |
| Phil Vassar | Just Another Day In Paradise | two parts one thing wouldn't trade it for anything | two heartsAnd one dreamI wouldn't trade it for anything |
| Theme Songs | The Beverly Hillbillies | Ken Ford said Jed move away from here | kinfolks said Jed move away from here |
| Garth Brooks | Friends In Low Places | Raymond all on my roots I showed up in boots And ruined your blonde guy affair | Blame it all on my roots I showed up in boots And ruined your black tie affair |
| Traditional | Zippity Doo Dah | I got a boo boo in the garden | I got a bluebird on my shoulder |
| Taylor Swift | Picture To Burn | the redneck whore fest was really a better lie | You're a redneck heartbreak Who's really bad at lying |
| Keith Urban | You'll Think of Me | take your cat and leave my sweater | take your cap and leave my sweater |
| Theme Songs | Scooby Doo | rip your **s don't hold back | ready for your act Don't hold back1 |
| Barry Manilow | Copacabana | her name was Yoda | her name was Lola |
| Shaggy | Wasn't Me | picture this us butt naked banging on the bathroom door | Picture this, we were both butt naked Bangin' on the bathroom floor |
| Hot Chocolate | You Sexy Thing | save the world you sexy pig | where you from you sexy thing |
| Lonestar | Mr. Mom | baby's drowned in the Maytag dryer | Pampers melt in the Maytag dryer |
| Smash Mouth | I'm a believer | I thought love was some Peruvian fairytalemeant for someone else but not for melove was out to get methat's the way it seemedget the boys a honkin' on my dreams | I thought love was Only true in fairytalesMeant for someone else But not for meLove was out to get me That's the way it seemedDisapointment haunted All my dreams |
| Toby Keith | My List | put on my coat and chase the cat | Put on my glove and play some catch |
| Highwaymen | Angels Love Bad Men | Angels love Batman | Angels love bad men |
| Rascal Flatts | God Bless The Broken Road | others who broke my heart they were like no good stars | Others who broke my heart They were like northern stars |
| Hall & Oates | Maneater | Booth she'll chew you up | oohh she'll chew you up |
| Men Without Hats | Safety Dance | and we can dress real neat from our hearts to our feet and suprise them with a big chu chiI say we can act if we want to if we don't nobody will and you can act real rude and totally removed and I can act like we're in Brazil | And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feetAnd surprise em with the victory cryI say we can act if want to if we dont nobody willAnd you can act real rude and totally removedAnd I can act like an imbecile |
| Cascada | Everytime We Touch | f***ing me is my weakness but I don't know why | forgive me my weakness but I don't know why |
| Hall & Oates | Maneater | she's sitting with you but her eyes are on the dog | she's sitting with you but her eyes are on the door |
| Queen | Another One Bites The Dust | Another one bites the duster | Another one Bites The Dust |
| Elvis Presley | Jailhouse Rock | sad Sam was sitting on the microscopethe whole rhythm sasquatch the purple gang | Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophonethe whole rhythm section was the purple gang |
| Abba | Dancing Queen | from the calvary | from the tambourine |
| The Beach Boys | Barbara Ann | Bobber ran | Barbara Ann |
