Profile
| Username: |
taylor_of_the_phunk |
| Favorite Music: |
_None |
| Favorite Artist: |
The Beatles |
| Favorite Song: |
Think Of Me |
| Age: |
32 |
| Sex: |
F |
| About Me: |
I like too many types of music to specify one. |
taylor_of_the_phunk's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Baby Bash | Cyclone | She move her body like a spark plug... | She move her body like a cyclone... |
| Nightwish | Planet Hell | Mankind will save a serious face... | Mankind works in mysterious ways... |
| Dave Matthews Band | Ants Marching | He wears socks on the moon... | He wakes up in the morning... |
| John Mellencamp | Jack and Diane | Let the bottle dance come and save my soul... | Let the Bible Belt come And save my soul... |
| Timbaland | Apologize | It's too late to port-a-john... | It's too late to apologize... |
| Disturbed | Decadence | Say! yes, they know that you f***ed yourself another time.Don't they know that you're full of tangled debris?Yes, they know that you f***ed yourself another time. | Say! yes, they know that you've fought yourself another time.Don't they know that you're full of pain already?Yes, they know that you've fought yourself another time. |
| Dervish | My Bride and I | On Friday night, I sh** myself, a dream lost on me | My bride and I, my ship, my sail, dream dreaming of thee |
| Maroon 5 | Wake Up Call | Six foot tall, came without a warningSo I hid your shoes in the bed | Six foot tall, came without a warningSo I had to shoot him dead |
| Flyleaf | I Can Feel You All Around Me | Holding on to what I'm feelingSavoring this hard topped ceiling | Holding on to what I'm feelingSavoring this heart that's healing |
| Rihanna | Disturbia | No more lice on my head!! | Out my life out my head! |
| The Beatles | Here Comes the Sun | It feels like you since it's been here | It feels like years since it's been here |
| The Killers | Somebody Told Me | Cause havin' eight clothes in a place like thisI said havin' eight clothes in a place like this | Cause heaven ain't close in a place like thisI said heaven ain't close in a place like this |
| Danity Kane | Damaged | And you can be my wonderbra! | And you can blame the one before! |
| OAR (Of A Revolution) | Shattered (Turn the Car Around) | I had no idea that the nightWould take some tampon | I had no idea that the nightWould take so damn long |
| Ne-Yo | Mad | Girl, I don't wanna go to MaineLike I doAnd I don't want you to go to Maine | Girl, I don't wanna go to bed Mad at you And I don't want you to go to bedmad at me |
| Flo Rida | Right Round | Shawty was down like a toaster | That body belongs on a poster |
| System Of A Down | F**k The System | I'm just a pain in the butt!Just a pain in the butt!Just a pain in the butt!Just a pain in the butt! | I'm just the meaning of pi!Just the meaning of pi!Just the meaning of pi!Just the meaning of pi! |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers | By the Way | Ooh, ah, kiss your little milkshake | Ooh, ah, guess you never meant it |
| Nightwish | Ghost Love Score | We used to swim the same Woolite waters | We used to swim the same moonlight waters |
| Drake | Best I Ever Had | Baby, you my A-Frame, you all I ever wanted | Baby, you my everything, you all I ever wanted |
| Rage Against the Machine | War Within A Breath | Woah! Banana Bread!Rich man got dead! | War within a breathIt's land or death |
| Fall Out Boy | 27 | My mind is a safeAnd I keep it in the armory | My mind is a safeAnd if I keep it then we all get rich |
| Coldplay | Trouble | Baseballs away from me... | They spun a web for me... |
| Beyonce | Sweet Dreams | You could be a freight train, on a beautiful night, babe | You could be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare |
| Lady Gaga | Monster | Put his arms around meSaid "By, now get your balls right off me" | Put his arms around meSaid "By, now get your paws right off me" |
| Billy Joel | Why Should I Worry? | may not have a dimeBut I got street sidewalk fair! | I may not have a dimeBut I got street savoire faire! |
| Billy Idol | Mony Mony | Like a poncho, like a poncho | Ride your pony, ride your pony |
| Akon | Get Buck | Get f*ckin in!shorty droppin' to the ground like she ain't got legstoo much booty for one man to handle | don't make me get buck in here!! shorty drop em to the ground like she ain't got manners too much booty for one man to handle |
| Rihanna | What's My Name? | Oh, trisexual | Ultra sexual |
| K T Tunstall | Glamour Puss | I know that you're a glamour pussMy exponential juices | I know that you're a glamour pussMy explanation's useless |
| Coldplay | Every Teardrop is a Waterfal | I turn the music upI got my rainboots on | I turn the music upI got my records on |
