karaokeTJ's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| England Dan & John Ford Coley | I'd Really Love To See You Tonight | There's a warm wind blowin' my socks around... | There's a warm wind blowin', the stars are out... |
| Creedence Clearwater Revival | Have You Ever Seen The Rain? | Someone told me long ago, they's-a call me Bozo. | Someone told me long ago, there's a calm before the storm. |
| Fleetwood Mac | Go Your Own Way | You can grow your own weed | You can go your own way |
| Ashton Shepherd | Sounds So Good | ain't nothin' like the sound of a cooter selection on the video truck | ain't nothin' like the sound of a cooler slushin' on the bed 'a yo' truck |
| Eiffel 65 | Blue (Da Ba Dee) | I'm blue, Double-D double-die, Double-D double-die | I'm blue, dubba-dee dubba-die, dubba-dee dubba-die |
| Traditional | Havah Nagilia | Humbug, tequila humbug, tequila humbug... | Havah Nagilia, Havah Nagilia, Havah... |
| Traditional | We Wish You A Merry Christmas | So bring us some piggy pudding | So bring us some figgy pudding |
| Cowsills | Hair | Don't have to go downtown 'cause I know where it's at | Don't never have to cut it 'cause it stops by itself |
| REO Speedwagon | Take It On The Run | You take it up the bum, baby | You take it on the run, baby |
| Stampeders | Sweet City Woman | she feeds me love and tenderness in bathrooms | she feeds me love and tenderness and macaroons |
| Delaney & Bonnie & Friends | Never Ending Song Of Love | From the first time we made out nude... | From the first time we met, I knew... |
| Bread | Make It With You | I'd want to get naked with you | I'd want to make it with you |
| Reel 2 Real | I Like To Move It | Mr. Toilet Paper, Mr. Toilet Paper | Physically fit, physically fit |
| Phoenix | 1901 | Bald, little bald, little bald, little bald head... | Fallin', Fallin', Fallin', Fallin'... |
| Pearl Jam | Black | And when I bit her ass... | And now my bitter hands... |
| Led Zeppelin | Black Dog | Hey, hey baby, when you walk that way, my horny grip can't keep away | Hey, hey baby, when you walk that way, watch your honey drip, can't keep away |
| The Hollies | Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress | Saturday night I went downtown, won't somebody help me out | Saturday night I went downtown, workin' for my F.B.I. |
| Sister Sledge | We Are Family | Sweet-heart-fam-i-ly | We-are-fam-i-ly |
| Creedence Clearwater Revival | Have You Ever Seen The Rain? | Someone told me long ago, theys-a call me Bozo | Someone told me long ago, there's a calm before the storm |
| Rascals | Groovin' | Screwin', on a Sunday afternoon | Groovin', on a Sunday afternoon |
| BTO | Takin' Care Of Business | And if your train's on time you can get to work by nine & start to eat your chocolate cake souffle | And if your train's on time you can get to work by nine & start your slaving job & get your pay |
| Jose Feliciano | Feliz Navidad | Police shot my dog | Feliz Navidad |
| Go-Gos | Our Lips Are Sealed | Our tits are real | Our lips are sealed |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers | Scar Tissue | Whispered the bird on the shade "it's a lonely view" | With the birds I'll share this lonely view. |
| The Hollies | Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress | I thought of while we had the time & everybody's parents were wrong, a couple hundred thousand people, well I looked over, s**t, she was gone | Well, suddenly we heard the sirens & everybody started to run, A jumping out of doors and tables, Well, I heard somebody shooting a gun |
| Elton John | Tiny Dancer | Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer, count the head lice on the highway | Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer, count the headlights on the highway |
| David Bowie | Fame | Is it any wonder I reject your bust | Is it any wonder I reject you first |
| The Hollies | Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress | Well her titty was clung to my left hand, a while she had a hold of my right | Well the D.A. was pumping my left hand & now she was a holding my right |
| Wild Cherry | Play That Funky Music | Play that f**kin' music, white boy | Play that funky music, white boy |
| Pearl Jam | Better Man | Can't find King Vitaman. | Can't find a betterman |
| Kenny Loggins | I'm Alright | Amorite, nobody worry about me | I'm alright, nobody worry about me |
| The Hollies | Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress | Well her titty was hung from the left hand, she had a hold of my right | Well the D.A. was pumping my left hand, And then she was a-holding my right |
| The Hollies | Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress | Suddenly blah-blah blah-blah-blah & everybody's parents are wrong | Suddenly we heard the sirens & everybody started to run |
| The Hollies | Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress | "s**t on my new chains" | Sittin' in a nest of bad men, whiskey bottles piling high |
| Lynyrd Skynyrd | Sweet Home Alabama | Lord, they piss me off so much | Lord, they give me, oh so much |
| Golden Earring | Radar Love | And the radio plays that forgotten song, Reveille's coming on strong, and the newsman says, "Heat seems on" | And the radio plays that forgotten song, Brenda Lee's coming on strong, and the newsman sings his same song |
| BTO | Takin' Care Of Business | And start to have your chocolate cake souffle | And start your slaving job & get your pay |
| Creedence Clearwater Revival | Down on the Corner | Willie & the pop bottles are playing | Willie & the poor boys are playing |
| Creedence Clearwater Revival | Have You Ever Seen The Rain? | Someone told me long ago, they's-a call me Bozo | Someone told me long ago, there's a calm before the storm |
| Aretha Franklin | Respect | R-E-S-P-E-C-T, why don't you suck my titty | R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me |
| England Dan & John Ford Coley | I'd Really Love To See You Tonight | I'm not talkin' 'bout aluminum | I'm not talkin' 'bout movin' in |
| Steve Miller Band | Jet Airliner | We gon' tear that line up | Big ol' jet airliner |
| Rolling Stones | Satisfaction | I get Kem-Tone | I can't get no |
| Olivia Newton-John | Let Me Be There | Let me change my electrons and make it right | Let me take whatever's wrong and make it right |
| Pussycat Dolls | Buttons | You can touch my butt | Loosen up my buttons |
| The Tee Set | Ma Belle Amie | For the man of the hill waits here | For the man after him waits here |
| Pearl Jam | Dissident | She's boneless, is dis a dandy seer? | She folded, a dissident is here |
