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Simon_ |
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| Age: |
18 |
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Simon_'s Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Arctic Monkeys | Brianstorm | Well, see you later, elevator! | Well, see you later, innovator! |
| Black Keys | All Hands Against His Own | Daisy Duck and lonely row | Just a dark and lonely road |
| Beck | Loser | So I opened the door | Soy un perdedor |
| Tool | Stinkfist | Royal kick digging, should I fear something? | I'll keep digging till I'll feel something |
| White Stripes, The | Jumble, Jumble | Jambo Jambo | Jumble Jumble |
| White Stripes, The | Jumble, Jumble | Wave to me, a matador | Wave to me, I'm at the door |
| Death From Above 1979 | Blood On Our Hands | There is blood on our hands, yeahFrom the bedroom is everywhere | There is blood on our hands againFrom the bedroom is where we will |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers | Funky Crime | Don't you know fox's calling blind?Well I'll gahbluuu (???) a funky crime!Now guess my state of mind... | Don't you know funk's colors blindWell I've committed a funky crimeAgainst a state of mind |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers | Funky Crime | Hey you mister innerviewI don't have to hassle youThis is what I'm growing to | Hey you mister interviewI don't have to answer youthis is what I grew into |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers | Funky Crime | There's no bruise to Yoko blue | There's no groove to your gloom |
| Muse | Micro Cuts | Sounds like fox on a poleMake me scratch with rave | Sounds like forks on a plateBlackboard scratched with hate |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers | Turn It Again | All my friendsLike to spendDays on itOn the Net | All my friendsLike to spendDays on endOn the mend |
| R.E.M. | Imitation Of Life | She writes pop skillsWater higher sentName by a poetImitation of lifeLike a koi in a frozen handLike a goldfish animalI don't want to hear you cryThat sugar King That tasted goodThat sin I'm on That's HollywoodCo | Charades, pop skillWater hyacinth, named by a poet.Imitation of lifeLike a koi in a frozen pondLike a goldfish in a bowlI dont want to hear you cryThats sugarcane that tasted goodThats cinnamon thats hollywoodCmon cmon no one can see you try |
| R.E.M. | Maps And Legends | She's not a b***h | He's not to be reached |
| John Frusciante | Mascara | Apples in cage masturbating your snake | Apples and cake must have been your stake |
| The Pixies | Rock Music | Are you ready to go? | I'm already gone |
| Queens of the Stone Age | How To Handle A Rope | I had to open up my *ss and let it go | I'd rather open up my wrist and let it go |
| Television | Venus | Then Richie, Richie said:"Hey man let's dress up like black c**ksThink of what we could do!" | Then Richie, Richie said:"Hey man let's dress up like copsThink of what we could do!" |
| Pearl Jam | Last Exit | Diseased, diseased...my, that's sexy | This is, this is...my...last exit |
| Rage Against the Machine | Bombtrack | And you're watching porn | And then watch 'em burn |
| Europe | The Final Countdown | We're heading for peanuts / penis / pingas | We're heading for Venus |
| Rage Against the Machine | Guerrilla Radio | Gorilla radio | Guerrilla radio |
| Can | Paperhouse | You are here, underwear everywhereWhere's your mind? | You're OK and be awareEverywhere with your mind |
| Interpol | Obstacle 2 | It takes a long time just to get this ashtray | It takes a long time just to get this all straight |
| Hanson | MMMBop | You said you're gay but you don't know | You said you can but you don't know |
