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| Username: |
Poikss |
| Favorite Music: |
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| Age: |
62 |
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Poikss's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Janis Joplin | Me and Bobby McGee | Good enough for me and my bar bear bear | Good enough for me and my Bobby McGee |
| AC/DC | You Shook Me All Night Long | She had me circumsized, telling me no lies | She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies |
| Barbara Streisand | The Way We Were | Memories, make me beautiful and yet... | Memories, may be beautiful and yet... |
| Barbara Streisand | The Way We Were | Or has time been written ever in wine | Or has time rewritten every line |
| Simon and Garfunkel | Homeward Bound | Home, where my love lies waiting, silently forming | Home, where my love lies waiting silently for me |
| Eagles | Hotel California | Warm smell of coitusRising up through the air | Warm smell of colitasRising up through the air |
| Howard Jones | New Song | I lay me down by the Subaru | Or laden down by the doom crew |
| Prodigy | Breathe | Die, white boy die | Come play my game (sung with a Cockney accent) |
| Elton John | Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me | I can't lieNo more Augie Doggie | I can't lightNo more of your darkness |
| Grateful Dead | Sugar Magnolia | She can wait in the drop-boat too | She can wade in a drop of dew |
| Lou Rawls | You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine | Someone who loves younnnnn-DUH, like I do | Someone who loves youTender like I do |
| Bobby Helms | Jingle Bell Rock | In with Robespierre | In the frosty air |
| Bobby Helms | Jingle Bell Rock | Giddyup Segelhorst, pick up your feet | Giddyup Jingle horse, pick up your feet |
| Jimmy Eat World | The Middle | Elvis's pelvis it'll be all right | Everything, everything will be all right |
| Cyndi Lauper | Time After Time | Suitcase, Dramamine | Suitcase of memories |
| The Beatles | Her Majesty | I imagine she's a pretty nice girl (etc) | Her majesty's a pretty nice girl (etc) |
| Ramones | Bonzo Goes to Bitburg | Wangin', Zangin', upside down | My brain is hang in' upside down |
| Jethro Tull | Wind Up | So to my old headmasterAnd 21 who cares | So to my old headmasterAnd to anyone who cares |
| Lynyrd Skynyrd | Sweet Home Alabama | Now one of the gays does not bother me | Now Watergate does not bother me |
| Sonic Youth | Mary Christ | You gotta go - you got a date nowYeah I know - to copulate now | You gotta go - you got a date nowYeah I know - should not be late now |
| Bob Dylan | Like A Rolling Stone | Do the bump and grind, in your prime | Threw the bums a dime, in your prime |
