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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Alice Cooper

    Song: Billion Dollar Babies

    Real Lyric: Billion dollar baby Rubber little lady, slicker than a weasel, Grimy as an alley, loves me like no other lover. Billion dollar baby Rotten little monster, baby, I adore you. Man or woman living couldn't love me like you, baby. etc.

    The Misheard: Billion dollar baby, Wrap her, little lady, Slip her in (or "then") a weasel, Bribe me in an alley, lock me up another rubber. Billion dollar baby, Rotten little monster, baby I adore you Man I wanna leave, I couldn't, let me like you (or "liv

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    Artist: Billy Joel

    Song: The Downeaster 'Alexa'

    Real Lyric: We took on diesel back in Montauk yesterday

    The Misheard: We took on a weasel and a wonton yesterday

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    Artist: Cream

    Song: White Room

    Real Lyric: Platform ticket, restless diesels, goodbye window.

    The Misheard: That blonde dickhead, restless weasel, goodbye window.

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    Artist: ELO

    Song: Evil Woman

    Real Lyric: Evil woman.

    The Misheard: Weasel woman.

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    Artist: Rihanna

    Song: Don't Stop the Music

    Real Lyric: Please don't stop the music. Please don't stop, please don't stop the music.

    The Misheard: Weasel stomping music. Weasel stomping, weasel stomping music.

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    Artist: Heart

    Song: Barracuda

    Real Lyric: You lying so low in the weed

    The Misheard: You're almost eating the weasel

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    Artist: Rihanna

    Song: Don't Stop the Music

    Real Lyric: Please don't stop the music

    The Misheard: Weasels got the music

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    Artist: Guess Who

    Song: Albert Flasher

    Real Lyric: I was a workshop owner in the gulch for the people, and I offered myself to the world. I was a workshop owner. I was a workshop owner. I was a diesel fixer, diesel fixed me, fixed a diesel, what a weasel.

    The Misheard: I was a work-shy boy, all in love with the people. I offered myself to the world. I was a work-shy boy. I was a work-shy boy. I went with Cecil fishin', Cecil fishin', fished with Cecil. What a weasel.

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Taxman

    Real Lyric: Taxman Mr. Wilson, Taxman Mr. Heath

    The Misheard: Taxman you're a weasel, Taxman you're a thief.

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    Artist: Billy Joel

    Song: Stranger

    Real Lyric: When I pressed her for a reason,
    she refused to even answer.

    The Misheard: When I dressed up like a weasel,
    she refused to be the master.

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