The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Quicker than a ray of light...
The Misheard: Slicker than a spray of s**te...
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Real Lyric: (Get down, beep beep, gotta get up outta your seat) I'll show, you how On and on, on the beat goes On and on, on the beat goes On and on, on the beat goes On and on, on the beat goes etc
The Misheard: (Get down, beep beep, gotta get up outta your seat) I'll show, you how I won on the bingo! I won on the bingo! I won on the bingo! I won on the bingo! etc
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamed of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last night I dreamed of some bagel
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Real Lyric: I've got the moves, baby You've got the motion If we got together, we'd be causing a commotion
The Misheard: I've got the boobs, baby You've got the lotion If we got together we'd be calling Billy Ocean.
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Real Lyric: Like a virgin, touched for the very first time
The Misheard: Like a virgin, touched for the 31st time
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Real Lyric: a young girl with eyes like the desert
The Misheard: A young girl with eyes like potatoes.
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Real Lyric: (male voice) Living in a material world (material!) Living in a material world
The Misheard: Kids think that I'm a Cheerio girl (Cheerio!) Kids think that I'm a Cheerio girl
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Real Lyric: Papa don't preach
The Misheard: Walking on the beach
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Real Lyric: I'm tired of dancing in all by myself
The Misheard: I'm tired of dancing in Obama's self
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro Just like I'd never gone, I knew the song A young girl with eyes like the desert It all seems like yesterday, not far away
The Misheard: Last night I dreamt of James Franco! Just like I'd never gone, I knew the song A young girl with eyes like the desert It all seems like yesterday, not far away
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