Oh, t**ty ball

The story:

I was at a carnival with a female friend of mine, and the DJ on one of those rides that spins (I think it was the Himalayan) was playing this song. I was bouncing around, singing it real loud, and people were looking at me funny, and laughing. I asked my friend if there was something wrong with me, you know, like did I have something in my teeth? She said, "No, you're just singing the words to that song all wrong." Needless to say, I stopped bouncing around and singing. I didn't want to attract anymore attention to myself.