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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    masochist puppets I'm pulling your strings! Twisting your spine and smashing your spleen! Blinded by pain and squirting with glee! Just call my name while I make you bleed! bastard! bastard!

    Artist: Metallica
    Song: Master Of Puppets
    Real Lyric: Master of puppets I'm pulling your stringsTwisting your mind and smashing your dreamsBlinded by me, you can't see a thing Just call my name and I'll hear your screamMaster Master

    The story:

    I just got the cd and I almost choked when it was played in the car with both parents and a grandparent present. when they didn't freak I thought it was an act of God. I checked the lyric sheet and praise the Lord I was wrong!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/8/2007 6:14 pm

    Age it happened

    11

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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