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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If there's a bustle
    in your bedroom,
    don't be alarmed now

    Artist: Led Zeppelin
    Song: Stairway To Heaven
    Real Lyric: If there's a bustlein your hedgerow,don't be alarmed now

    The story:

    What exactly is a bustle? Are they supposed to happen in hedgerows? And what's so dang alarming about it?

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/24/2002 11:55 am

    Age it happened

    20

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    A bustle is an old-fashioned wire garment worn by ladies to make their butts look bigger. I believe hedgerows are long hedges. I guess that sticking a bustle in a hedgerow ruins the hedgerow. Or something.

    Prodigy Apr 07, 2008 2:15 pm