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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    he'll rape everyone of us!he'll kill everyone us!he'll rape
    every woman!
    every man!
    every boy!
    every girl!
    every child!
    every man it's flash!

    Artist: Queen
    Song: Flash Gordon
    Real Lyric: He's for ev'ry one of usStand for ev'ry one of usHe'll save with a mighty handEv'ry man, ev'ry woman, ev'ry child!Eith a mighty flash

    The story:

    listening to this song with my friend I exclaimed:"wow,I mean,I
    knew Freddy Mercury was gay but wow!"he then asked me to
    explain and I repeated the lyrics.he laughed so hard that he almost
    passed out (being a queen fan) and corrected me.I'm still sure that
    "he's for everyone of us" part was he'll rape everyone of
    us.whenever we hear the that part we sing together and then laugh
    'till we cry!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/9/2007 2:27 pm

    Age it happened

    13

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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