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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You girls metronome, oh how you girls are
    metronomes. Oh, you girls metronome how you make a
    boy feel.

    Artist: Franz Ferdinand
    Song: No You Girls
    Real Lyric: You girls never know, oh, no, you girls will never know. No, you girls never know how you make a boy feel.

    The story:

    I was in the car with my friends belting out this
    song when I caught my friend, Maddie, looking at me
    funny. When I questioned her about this, she
    yelled, "Elizabeth (that's me) gets a solo! Take it
    away Elizabeth". At which point, I started to sing
    my own version of the lyrics. My friends laughed
    but agreed that my version was better than the

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