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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    With a bounce to the ounce, fists in the air.

    Artist: R.E.M.
    Real Lyric: Wave the palms, steal the alms, a fist in the air



    The story:

    I haven't been wrong "all these years" -- maybe four days or so. This is a track from Accelerate, the "newest" R.E.M. cd.

    I've been a fan a long time, but they ALWAYS do this to me. Before, it was because Michael mumbled. Now it's becaue I've listened to too much loud music.

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