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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When they get on the train with viagra, and she can hear
    churchbells chime

    Real Lyric: When they get on the train to Niagra, and she can heard churchbells chime



    The story:

    Me and my friend saw guys and dolls when we were 9, and our
    favorite song has always been Adelaide's Lament
    Last year, my friend and I got cast in guys and dolls, I was Sarah
    and she was Adelaide.
    She was singing Adelaide's Lament, and she sang it wrong, but
    that's how we had always sung it. Our director thought it was the
    most hilarious thing ever

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