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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    What is the dullest and bluntest of pains,
    such that my eyes never close without feeling it
    there?
    What abject despair demands an end
    to all things of infinity?
    If we have gained, how do we now meet the
    cost?
    What have we bargained, a

    Song: Still Life
    Real Lyric: What is the dullest and bluntest of pains,such that my eyes never close without feeling itthere?What abject despair demands an endto all things of infinity?If we have gained, how do we now meet thecost?What have we bargained, and what have welost?What have we relinquished, never even knowing itwas there?



    The story:

    Not "all these years", I had only been wrong for a couple of them, though convinced as can be. Hell, the line that eventually appeared to have been misheard did click, didn't it.

    And I found out on my way home, walking down the street, reading the album lyrics *.doc on my phone.

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