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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Weighs my chicken when I sleep

    Artist: Grateful Dead
    Real Lyric: Pays my ticket when I speed



    The story:

    Yeah, another person who heard "ticket" as "chicken." Both my mother and I definitely heard it this way, no matter how many times we replayed it. We discussed it with my cousin, a big Dead fan, and he burst into hysterics and corrected us. He consulted his sister, not as big of a fan, and she said it was definitely "pays my ticket when I speed." To this day, I still hear "chicken," and you can bet I still sing it that way. :)

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