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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "We can dance if we want to, we can leave your pants behind. 'Cause your pants don't dance, and if they don't dance, then they're no pants of mine!"

    Song: Safety Dance
    Real Lyric: "We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind. 'Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine!"



    The story:

    I was singing along with the radio while mopping the floor. My husband, who happened to overhear me, asked me what I was saying. I repeated it, and he started laughing so hard, he turned beet red and looked as if he was going to have an aneurysm!

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    The closest I could get is not a misheard, but a mis-remembered lyric. This came to me while I was on XBox Live. "We can dance if we want to, life is short and so am I...'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance they can dance with a porcupine." The whole channel cracked up.

    Chunkboi Dec 15, 2014 1:55 pm