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    Warm smell of fajitas,
    risin' up through the a-a-air...

    Artist: Eagles
    Real Lyric: Warm smell of colitas, risin' up through the a-a-air...



    The story:

    A serious discussion (that's an argument with no hitting) was undertaken during a regular meeting of The Games Group, a cadre of friends who get together from time to time to overeat and play board games. After much discussion and research, the actual word (and its meaning) were determined. I still prefer mine, because I've actually had a few fragrant fajitas, but I've never smelled colitas.

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    http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_001.html

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