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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

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    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: Jeremy

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    Throw My Head on A Plane For Ya

    Or

    Throw My Head on A Plate For Ya

    Artist: Bruno Mars
    Song: Grenade
    Real Lyric: Throw my hand on a blade for ya



    The story:

    I was always singing this, then I asked my sister
    why he is singing about throwing his head on a
    plane, was he trying to end it all because of the
    girl that screwed him over? Did he somehow cut off
    his head, manage to throw it while somehow still
    alive enough to do so? Or did he throw himself
    head first into a moving plane?

    Then I asked her if it was plate, not plane, he
    was saying. She just laughed. Seriously, a plate?
    plane seems to make more sense! Well I never paid
    too much attention to the lyrics.

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