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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Throw me, sire.

    Artist: Bananarama
    Song: Venus
    Real Lyric: Your desire



    The story:

    This song was popular when I was a little kid. I didn't know what desire meant, but I'd seen enough Disney movies where the king was addressed as sire to know what THAT meant, so that's what it sounded like to me. As far as why "Venus" would want the king to throw her... well, I have no idea. My sister thought these were the words too.

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    hehe that cracked me up a little bit :P)

    Danielle Aug 19, 2008 9:48 pm