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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    They were all impressed with your hall stone breasts and the people that you knew out of lanes

    Artist: Billy Joel
    Song: Big Shot
    Real Lyric: They were all impressed with your Harlston dress and the people that you knew at Elaine's



    The story:

    I had been singing these lyrics for three years, and then I shut up for a few minutes and figured out that what I had thought were the lyrics were way off. This was not my only flub on this song, however, and the other one was caught.

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