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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    They say you are a snow queen.

    Artist: Jimmy Buffett
    Real Lyric: They say you are a snub queen.



    The story:

    On a houseboat on a biennial trip with 14 old friends. We've always prided ourselves on our Buffett knowledge...one drunk night during a group dance and sing-along on the "veranda" (top deck), we each took turns singing out loud and clear certain parts of the song. They will never let me forget it. Laughed themselves silly and, I was happy to note, a few topped off their intoxication with a few more shots of tequila on my behalf and were hurtin' puppies in the morning.

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