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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    There's a story at the bottom of this butthole, and
    I'm the pen.

    Artist: All Time Low
    Real Lyric: There's a story at the bottom of this bottle, and I'm the pen

    The story:

    I was talking with my friend about All Time Low and
    how my favorite song was Dear Maria, Count Me In.
    She told me she thought that song was disgusting
    because it was about anal sex, and described how
    gross the line about a story in a butthole. I
    laughed and told her it was "bottle" not butthole.

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