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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The only thing I knew how to do was to keep on keeping on like a virulent flu.

    Artist: Bob Dylan
    Real Lyric: The only thing I knew how to do was to keep on keeping on like a bird that flew.



    The story:

    Actually when I realise I what the real lyrics were I was really quite proud. This is just because my like is total genius however when I did realise I was with a bunch of Dylan-heads who were quite offended that a) I thought my lyric was so great and b) I did'nt fully know the lyrics to a Dylan song.

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