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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "The Boxer" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Simon and Garfunkel


    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "The Boxer" by Simon and Garfunkel? Click here and tell us!


    Misheard "The Boxer" Lyrics

    Seeking out the poor reporters where the
    Just a come on from the war zone selling
    just a come-on from the boys on 7th aven
    By the light
    Where the rabbit people go
    Just to come home from the wars on 7th A
    Asking only workman's wages I go looking
    Taking comfort with some whores on Seven
    For a pocketful of mumbled sexual promis
    Seeking out to borrow quarters where the
    All lies and jest, still the man hears w
    As King on these workmen's wages I got l
    Asking only workman's wages I come looki
    Just come in from the war zone, Seventh
    Just to come home from the wars on 7th A
    Our lives in jest, Still a man hears wha
    Just a come on from Toy Stores on sevent
    All eyes and chest
    Just a come on from the war zone 7th Ave
    In the quiet of the railway station --RE

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