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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The bear said I can

    Song: Hold My Hand
    Real Lyric: The best that I can.



    The story:

    I wasn't the one who heard the lyric this way, it was my boyfriend. We were listening to this song in the car one day and he told me that when he was younger, he thought the lyric was: I wanna love you the bear said, the bear said I can. I almost drove off the road I was laughing so hard. Now I can't hear this song without hearing his lyrics.

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