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    That cat is bloated

    Song: Red Hand
    Real Lyric: That gun is loaded



    The story:

    So my sophomore year of high school my guy friend and
    I took 3D Art for a semester, and every day the
    teacher would turn the radio on to the pop station
    while we worked. Most of the period would then
    consist of me and him harshly critiquing each song,
    with a few exceptions...

    This song came on several times and I never
    understood a single word of the chorus. I actually
    kind of thought it was in another language, like
    maybe Jamaican because of the reggae-influenced
    sound...The radio DJ never seemed to say the name of
    the song, and I could never remember enough of the
    more comprehensible verses to look up the lyrics and
    find it.

    One day I expressed my confusion to my friend and he
    said he heard "that cat is bloated." I figured that
    couldn't be the real lyric, but I really had no clue
    what they were saying. So for the rest of the
    semester we referred to it as "The Bloated Cat Song."

    Since I rarely listen to the radio, I never heard the
    song again once the semester ended, and not knowing
    any of the lyrics, I had no way of looking it up. So
    one day, months later, I decided I would listen to
    Top 40 radio until it inevitably came on, and then
    look up whatever lyrics I could decipher. Luckily it
    played within about an hour of listening, and I
    finally found the name of the song, as well as the
    real lyrics.

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