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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Take a look at my girlfriend
    She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
    Not much of a girlfriend
    She never seems to eat a lot.

    Real Lyric: Take a look at my girlfriendShe's the only one I got (ba ba da da)Not much of a girlfriendI never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

    The story:

    It came on the radio in a grocery store while
    I was checking out and I told my friend to listen for this line because it always cracks me up. She asked me what the line was and when I told her these lyrics, the check-out clerk told me I was wrong.

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