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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Steve walks merrily down the street, the people wave hello

    Artist: Queen
    Real Lyric: Steve walks warily down the street, his brim pulled way down low



    The story:

    I never actually misunderstood this, I picked up the "alternate" lyric somewhere and it just cracks me up every time I think about it. It actually became a running joke in my old office and we'd toss a jaunty "Hello, Steve" to each other (even tho there was no one named Steve in the office). One of these days I'm going to re-write the whole song to fit the lyric.

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