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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Spare him a slice of his warm sausages

    Artist: Queen
    Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity

    The story:

    I was sitting in the TV room in barracks in the Falkland Islands in 1992 and there was about 12 'squaddies' watching Wayne's World. Thankfully, I didn't sing it out loud, but did proclaim loudly what I'd always thought the words were. It cost me a crate of beer - No-one would accept that I'd picked it up and been singing it this way from the age of 8, so I wasn't forgiven! I was so convinced as a young teenager that I managed to convince my younger cousin. I'm not sure if she ever figured out the right lyric!

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