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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Somebody call 911, shorties are abandoned on the dance
    floor, whoa!!!

    Artist: Sean Kingston
    Song: Fire Burning
    Real Lyric: Somebody call 911 shawty fire burning on the dance floor, whoa!



    The story:

    I was with my girlfriends dancing my heart out to this Sean
    Kingston song. I started singing what I thought the lyrics were
    at the top of my lungs. My friend heard me and left me on the
    floor dying laughing. When she tried to tell me the correct
    lyrics, well I didn't believe her frankly. Mine made so much
    more sense, I mean how many times do we girls find
    ourselves abandoned on the dance floor and doomed to dance
    with other girls? Anywho, I spent the next few minutes trying to
    convince my friends why I was right. About a month later when
    heard the song again and listened CAREFULLY, I conceded
    that Sean decided to use other lyrics for his song. I still like
    mine better...

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