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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    So I called up the Captain,
    "Will you be my wife?"
    He said," We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen-sixty nine."

    Artist: Eagles
    Real Lyric: So I called up the Captain,"Please bring me my wine"He said, "We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine."

    The story:

    Boy, it was wrong. I thought the part with we haven't had that spirit here was referring to that they hadn't been happy there for a long time. I didn't pay attetion much to the captain line, even though I could understand it and thought maybe it referred to the greeter lady.
    Now that I've realized I'm wrong, I think it's pretty silly. I can here the proper lyrics now.

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