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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She's got electric boots, I'm all hirsute

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit



    The story:

    I found out what the right lyrics were when I read this site. I'd been singing it with my lyrics for eons and no one ever corrected me. It must have sounded close enough to the real ones that no one noticed. I kind of wondered why anyone would sing about being hairy, but it's kind of an odd song anyway.

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