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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She's a muscular boy,
    a complete impossibiity,
    she's a muscular boy,
    you can take it from me

    Real Lyric: She's a must to avoid,a complete impossibility,she's a must to avoid,you can take it from me...



    The story:

    In point of fact, it was my mom who screwed up these lyrics. Having given her a "Best of Herman's Hermits" cassette on a visit, I doubled over laughing one day when I walked in to hear my very British mum singing these bizarre lyrics. Once I explained the error to her, she was so relieved! "I felt rather uncomfortable with the subject matter," she explained, "but I liked the melody so much that I just couldn't help singing it."

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