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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She does a handstand, typical dumb sh*t

    Artist: Genesis
    Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah



    The story:

    Listening to a hard-to-hear radio in a store, I could have sworn the singer was describing a blonde gymnast. I also heard "She does a handstand, physical touches" and "She does a handstand, Biblical smooches", but "typical dumb sh*t" was the one that stuck with me the most. Wasn't until I got a mix tape (remember those?) that had the song on it that the lyrics FINALLY made sense.

    I've never told anyone about this until now. :)

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