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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She checks out Moses
    Can you image your love like deep fried chicken
    Can you imagine your best dance, freeze dried romance
    Tired out from conversation
    The best soy latte that you ever had in me...

    Artist: Train
    Real Lyric: She checks out Mozart.....Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken....Can you imagine no first dance, freeze dried romance, five hour phone conversationThe best soy latte that you ever had . . . and me

    The story:

    Reading this site - I read the fried chicken line and went and looked up to see what else I had wrong. duh!!! I always wondered how love was like deep fried chicken and why he was comparing himself to a soy latte....I thought he was commenting on how new age and good for you he was!!!
    I am a mong.
    Plenty of people have heard me sing these lyrics but we were all drunk at the time so I think nobody had any idea what they were anyway :-)
    The real lyrics make heaps more sense.

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