The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And we’ll take a cup of kindness yet, for auld lang syne.
The Misheard: We'll take a cup of punishment for Auld Lang Syne ...
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Real Lyric: I said the audience was heavenly but the traveling was hell...
The Misheard: I said the audience was heavenly but the Dramamine® was hell...
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Real Lyric: I said the audience was heavenly But the traveling was hell
The Misheard: I said the audience was Albany But the traveling was hell
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Real Lyric: And take a cup of kindness yet
The Misheard: let's take a cup of kind of s**t
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Real Lyric: Met my old lover at the grocery store
The Misheard: Am I no longer at the grocery store
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Real Lyric: For auld lang syne
The Misheard: Oh old lang zine
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Real Lyric: Auld lang syne
The Misheard: Old ace high
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Real Lyric: We twa hae sported i' the burn,
The Misheard: and then ah piddled in the burn.
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Real Lyric: I said the audience was heavenly but the travelling was hell
The Misheard: I said the audience was hell to me but the travelling was hell
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Real Lyric: "Same old Lang Syne"
The Misheard: "Another hole hangs on..."
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