The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me.
The Misheard: No sand, no sand soap, no sand soap clothes dummy. Or Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close dummy.
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Real Lyric: Ooh, champagne pourin' down Arms, legs wrapped around
The Misheard: Ooh, Sean Penn pouring down Arms, legs wrapped around
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Real Lyric: Don't stand so close to me
The Misheard: Ghost a*****e close to me
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Real Lyric: A devastating backstroke all the way from France
The Misheard: The devil stared in backstroke all the way from France
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Real Lyric: Don't stand so close to me
The Misheard: The sad song goes away
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Real Lyric: Don't stand so close to me
The Misheard: Ghost man so close to me
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Real Lyric: And when their eloquence escapes me Their logic ties me up and rapes me
The Misheard: And there are elephants who scare me Their logic ties me up and arrests me
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Real Lyric: Don't Stand so close to me.
The Misheard: Dude your gross to me.
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Real Lyric: This girl is half his age
The Misheard: This girl is half diseased
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Real Lyric: don't stand so close to me
The Misheard: this dinosaur knows you're name.
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