The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: With a boulder on my shoulder Feeling kinda older
The Misheard: With a boner on my shoulder Feeling kinda older
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Real Lyric: And little Early Pearly Came by in his curly-wurly
The Misheard: And little Early Pearly Gave my anus curly-wurly
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Real Lyric: And she was blinded by the light Cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night
The Misheard: Blinded by the light Lit up like a reefer that I rolled in the night
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Real Lyric: Blinded by the light. Revved up like a duce another runner in the night.
The Misheard: Blinded by the light. wrapped up like a douche and her owner in the night.
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Real Lyric: Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
The Misheard: Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche,
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Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
The Misheard: And spittle Pearly Shearly with his anus curly-wurly and asked my if I needed a bite.
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Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly
The Misheard: And little Early-Pearly kept my anus curly-wurly
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a dou-che in the middle of the night
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Real Lyric: revved up like a duece.
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche.
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Revved up like a douche, Another runner in the night
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