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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: George Benson

    Song: Give Me The Night

    Real Lyric: ...."Cause there's music in the air and lots of lovin' everywhere so give me the night"

    The Misheard: ..."Cause there's music in the air and lots of lovin' everywhere so give me the knife"

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    Artist: Hozier

    Song: Take Me to Church

    Real Lyric: Take me to church, I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies, I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife

    The Misheard: Take me to church, I'll wash you like a doll in the Saturday light, I'll take you my sip so you can show me your life

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    Artist: Survivor

    Song: Eye Of The Tiger

    Real Lyric: And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night

    The Misheard: And the last known survivor stocks his bread in the night

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    Artist: Styx

    Song: Renegade

    Real Lyric: The renegade who had it made/Retrieved for a bounty

    The Misheard: The renegade, you had it made/They tripled the bounty

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    Artist: Taco

    Song: Puttin' on the Ritz

    Real Lyric: Gotta dance Gotta dance

    The Misheard: God God damn God God damn

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    Artist: R.E.M.

    Song: Shiny Happy People

    Real Lyric: Gold and silver shine

    The Misheard: Golden children shine

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    Artist: Rick Astley

    Song: Never Gonna Give You Up

    Real Lyric: ..."I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you."

    The Misheard: ........."I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Then I'm gonna give you up Then I'm gonna let you down Then I'm gonna run around and desert you Then I'm gonna make you cry Then I'm gonna say goodbye Then I'm gonna tell a l

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    Artist: 12 Stones

    Song: Time for Tea

    Real Lyric: Bread and jam and company

    The Misheard: Rid of German company

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    Artist: Slaid Cleaves

    Song: Primer Gray

    Real Lyric: I'll pain mine promer gray.

    The Misheard: I'll take mine from the grave

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    Artist: Clean Bandit

    Song: Solo (ft. Demi Lovato)

    Real Lyric: Cry cry cry, but I like to party

    The Misheard: Quack quack quack, but I like to party

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