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    "Scarborough Fair" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Simon and Garfunkel


    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Scarborough Fair" by Simon and Garfunkel? Click here and tell us!


    Misheard "Scarborough Fair" Lyrics

    Are you going to Harvard or Yale?
    Are you going to Scarlett O'Hare? Parsni
    Are you going to Scarbourough Fair?Parsl
    Parsely's angels, Mary and Tom
    Our sweet saviors Mary and Tom
    Scarbo affair
    Are you going to start an affair?
    Are you going to scar, fellow friend? Pa
    as the stage grows merry and bright
    Parsley, angels, Mary and time
    Are you going to Scarborough Fair Partly
    Partly shaved Rosemary in time
    Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme; (robo
    Pat is gay with lemon and lime.
    Without no screamin' needle poke
    Partly aged Romanian wine
    For they say t'was merry and bright
    Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsl
    Are you going to scarper, old friend?
    Parsely sage, rose (as in rise) Mary and
    A soldier creams and Polish is a femme,
    remember me to underman's lair
    parsley sedge rows, merry in time
    Are you going to clobber a bear?
    Tell her to make me a chamomile/Camember

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