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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    s**t, the baby won't stop crying.

    Artist: Iron Maiden
    Real Lyric: Snake eyes in heavenThe thief's in your head

    The story:

    Actually it was a friend of mine who got the lyrics so wrong (it's always a friend, eh?). He was the first of us to listen to this song and I didn't ever know, this version wasn't correct. Internet was not available those years, I hadn't bought the album, so I had to rely on him. Well, "stinkers" seemed an icredibly funny term for an honest band like Iron Maiden, anyway, we didn't care. When I found out a year or two later, it wasn't really embarrassing, just fun.

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