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    Song: Eve

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    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

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    Run like the devil from the egg-sized man

    Artist: Irish Folk Song
    Real Lyric: Run like the devil from the excise man



    The story:

    As a little kid, I heard this sung on TV by the
    Irish Rovers. Of course, I had never heard of the
    word "excise," so I figured the "egg-sized man" must
    be a mischievous little leprechaun whose magic would
    be bad news if you messed with him!

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