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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    rockin some d*ck, tell me whats next alien sex

    Artist: Katy Perry
    Song: ET
    Real Lyric: rockin' some deck, tell me whats next alien sex



    The story:

    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllll I was listening to this on the raido and I turn to my friend and say "...wouldn't they edit that part out?" she laughed and said "he said DECK you idiot" surely enough, when I looked up the lyrcs she was right. I felt so dumb

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    Funny story! My 8-year-old son misheard it that way also. Oh, and the real lyrics are "Pockets on Shrek, rockets on deck. Tell me what’s next, alien sex." It's writen slightly wrong in your post.

    KENELS2 Feb 18, 2012 8:31 am