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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Ray Charles' smile
    On your lips
    Bloody nails
    On your fingertips

    Artist: Bon Jovi
    Real Lyric: Paint your smileOn your lipsBlood red nailsOn your finger tips



    The story:

    Not embarassing at all; I bought Slippery When Wet and read the album insert. I knew my version was wrong but for the life of me I couldn't figure out the real lyrics.

    I just figured that Ray Charles always smiled really big.

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