Anonymous's Published Lyrics
Artist	Song	Real Lyrics	Misheard
Aretha Franklin	Chain Of Fools	Chain chain chain, chain of fools...	Jay Jay Jay.... Jay the fool...
Steely Dan	Reelin' In The Years	I'm not sure, but I know they aren't what I think they are.	Are you reeling in the yeast? Stowing away the time? Are you gathering up the cheese? Have you had enough of mine?
Iron Butterfly	In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida	In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby.	I'm the god of Velveeta, baby.
Doobie Brothers	Jesus Is Just Alright with Me	Jesus is just all right with me, Jesus is just all right with me (ad nauseum)	Jesus is just a rat, oh, yeah, Jesus is just a rat, oh, yeah (ad infinitum) (Actually, I think I once heard "Jesus is just a rat-like man," which is a step closer to the right line, but I soon decided that was just absurd.)
Elton John	Philadelphia Freedom	Philadelphia freedom... Shine the light. [At least I hope those are the real lyrics!]	Victor W. Freedom, say goodnight.
Elton John	Rocket Man	Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone	Rocket man, running out of shoes. Oh, well, so long.

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