Anonymous's Published Lyrics
Artist	Song	Real Lyrics	Misheard
Flock of Seagulls	I Ran	And I ran,I ran so far away...	And Iran,Iran's so far away...
Chumbawamba	Tubthumping	I get knocked downBut I get up againYou're never gonna keep me down...	I get knocked downBy SnuffalumpagusYou're never gonna keep me down...
Elton John	Bennie And The Jets	Hey, kidsShake it loose togetherThe spotlight's hitting something that's been known to change the weather...andShe's got electric bootsA mohair suitYou know I read it in a magazine...	Hey, kidsShave and lose togetherYour car is hitting zombies that are known to chafe in leather...andShe's got electric boobsAnd mohair shoesYou know I read it in a magazine...
Michael Jackson	Billie Jean	Billie Jean's not my lover...	Billie Jean's not my daughter...
Supertramp	Give A Little Bit	Give a little bit, Give a little bit of your time to me	Give a little bit,Give a little bit of your tongue to me
The Ting Tings	That's Not My Name	Mary Jo, Lisa,Always the same	Maybe Joleesa, Always the same
Joni Mitchell	Big Yellow Taxi	They paved paradise and put up a parking lot	They paid paradise to put up a parking lot
Bing Crosby	White Christmas	I'm dreaming of a white Christmas...	I'm dreaming of a wife for Christmas...

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