Anonymous's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Real Lyrics |
Misheard |
| Traditional | Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer | Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows. | Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, He would take off all his clothes. |
| Bon Jovi | Living On A Prayer | Take my hand, we'll make it i swear | Take my had, we're naked i swear |
| Michael Jackson | Billie Jean | The kid is not my son | The girl is not myself |
| Traditional | Winter Wonderland | In the meadow we can build a snowman, we''l pretend the he is Parson Brown | In the ghetto we can build a snowman, we'll pretend that he is partly blind |
| Traditional | Santa Claus is Coming to Town | He sees you when you're sleeping... | He'll seize you when you're sleeping... |
| Incubus | Anna Molly | A fire in the attic, a proof of the prize... | A fire in the attic, a brew for the prize... |
| Cyndi Lauper | Girls Just Wanna Have Fun | Girls just wanna have fun... | Girls just want a big bum... |
| Chris Brown | Forever | The hearts all over the world tonight... | There's a hot tub in the world tonight... |
| Panic! At The Disco | I Constantly Thank God For Esteban | Just stay where I can see you, douse the lights! | Just stay where I can see you, DANCING TIGHTS!!! |
| Hymns | Give Me Oil In My Lamp | Sing hosanna! sing hosanna! Sing hosanna to the King of kings! Sing hosanna! sing hosanna! Sing hosanna to the King! | Sing my granny! sing my granny! Sing my granny to the Emperor Ming! Sing my granny! sing my granny! Sing my granny to M-i-i-i-ng! |
| Hymns | Lord of the Dance | I am the lord of the dance said he... | I am the lord of the dance settee... |
| Take That | Pray | All I do each night is pray, Hoping that I'll be a part of you again some day | All I do is shine his face, hoping that i'l be a part of it someday |
| Ne-Yo | Miss Independant | Miss Independant... | Miss Indepretzel... |
| Akon | Smack That | Smack that, all on the floor, smack that, give me some more, smack that till you get sore, smack that, ooooohhh | Sick that, all on the floor, sick that, give me some more, sick that till you get sore, sick that, ooooohhh |
| Bon Jovi | Living On A Prayer | It dosen't make a difference if we make it or not... | It dosen't make a differece if I loose my sock... |
| Hanson | Penny And Me | Penny and me like to roll the windows down... | Penny and me like to rule the winds of time... |
| Seal | A Kiss From A Rose | I've been kissed by a rose on the grey... | I've been kissed on the nose by a flid... |
| Bonnie Tyler | Total Eclipse of the Heart | Total eclipse of the heart... | Totally pissed as a fart... |
| Girls Aloud | The Promise | Here I am, a walking primrose... | Here I am, a walking bimbo |
| Britney Spears | Womanizer | womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, oh! | One banana, two banana, three banana, oh! |
| Madonna | Like a Virgin | Like a virgin, touched for the very first time... | Like a virgin, not for a very long time... |
| Klaxons | Magick | Magick, without tearsMagick, without tearsMagick, without tearsThe magick comandeerThe way to mother nooseThe way to suck an eggThe way to golden dawn The way to Koh Phangan | Magik, we love titsMagik, we're not titsMagik, we want tits.The magik, comb my hairThe way to mother gooseThe way to suck an eggThe way to grow a norgThe way to comb my nan |
| Queen | Bohemian Rhapsody | Spare him his life from this monstrosity... | Spare him his life and his lone piece of cheese... |
| Wham! | Wake Me Up Before You Go Go | wake me up before you go go... | wake me up to pour your cocoa... |
| Bob Dylan | Knockin' On Heaven's Door | Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door... | Knock, knock, knocking on Kevin's door... |
| Band Aid | Do They Know It's Christmas Time | Feed the world Let them know it's Christmastime again.... | Feed the world Let them know it's breakfast again.... |
| Beyonce | Single Ladies | All the single ladies... | All the pringle haters.. |
| T.I. | Live Your Life | I've got my mind on my money and i'm not goin' away... | I've got my mind on my bunny and it's not runnin' away... |
| Black Eyed Peas | Where is the Love | People finally got me questioning, where is the love? | People finally got me questioning, where is the glove? |
| Britney Spears | Baby One More Time | My loneliness is killing me... | My only nest is killing me... |
| Flo-rida ft. T-pain | Low | Shawty had them apple bottom jeans...` | Shawty had then apple bottom knees... |
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