Anonymous's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Real Lyrics |
Misheard |
| Evanescence | Tourniquet | My god my tourniquet | my god my turnip god |
| Faith Hill | Breathe | I can feel you breathe watching over me, suddenly i'm melting into you... | I can feel you breathe watching over me, suddenly a emanciated ooh |
| ZZ Top | Viva Las Vegas | Bright lights city gonna set my soul gonna set my soul gonna set my soul on fire | Ride my Seeley gonna set my soul gonna set my soul on fire |
| Kenny Chesney | The Road and The Radio | clarity and inspiration | clarity and expiration |
| John Denver | Thank God I'm A Country Boy | let me tell you exactly what it means | let me tell you what Zaccaroni means |
| Tim McGraw | It's Your Love | And if you wonder about the spell I'm under | if you wonder about the state i'm under |
| Placebo | Running Up That Hill | you don't want to hurt me but see how deep the bullet lies | you don't wanna hurt me and see how deep the blood lies |
| Johnny Cash | Ain't No Good Chain Gang | you don't go writing hot cheques, down in Mississippi | you don't go writing hot chicks down in Mississippi |
| Marvin Gaye | I Heard It Through The Grapevine | I heard it through the Grapevine | I heard you're doing grapevine |
| Avril Lavigne | Sk8er Boi | she said see ya later boi he wasn't good enough for her | she said see you later boy he wasn't girl enough for her |
| Travis Tritt | T.R.O.U.B.L.E. | I was a little bitty baby when papa hit the skids | well I was a little bitty baby when papa got the ***ts |
| Charlie Daniels Band | The Devil Went Down To Georgia | Granny does your dog bite? No child no. | granted is a dog like no child knows |
| Kenny Chesney | Like Me | cantaloupes and Elvis shirts | cattle wombs and Elvis shirts |
| Rascal Flatts | Mayberry | I miss Mayberry sitting on the porch drinking ice cold cherry coke where everything is black and white | hide! Ms. Angel's sitting on her porch drinking ice cold cherry coke chewing tobacco. Mice! |
| Dierks Bentley | What Was I Thinking | We ran outside, hood slidin' like Bo Duke. | tore out the driveway sliding like boduth |
| ZZ Top | Sharp Dressed Man | Clean shirt , new shoes I don't know where i'm going to . Silk suit , black tie | green shirt , blue shoes I don't know where i'm going too silk suit , Flack's tie |
| John Denver | Thank God I'm A Country Boy | life ain't nothing but a funny funny riddle | life ain't nothing but a overgrown riddle |
| ZZ Top | Woke up With Wood | beauty queens fall in trances | Dairy Queen's fallen princess |
| Johnny Cash | When The Man Comes Around | will you partake of that last offered cup or disapear into the potter's ground | for you partake that last coffee cup or disapear into the potter's ground |
| Jason Aldean | Amarillo Sky | and diesels worth the price of gold and it's the cheapest grain he's ever sold | and if cheese is worth the price of gold it's the cheapest grain he's ever saw |
| ZZ Top | Gimme All Your Lovin | you got to move it up and use it like a screwball would | you gotta move it up and use it like a school boy would |
| ZZ Top | Pearl Necklace | she was getting bombed and I was getting blown away | she was getting bummed and I was getting blown away |
| Highwaymen | Highwayman | I'll fly a starship across the universe divide | I'll fly a starship across the universe divine |
| Rod Stewart | Every Picture Tells A Story | every picture tells a story don't it | every picture tells a story doughnut |
| George Strait | Marina Del Rey | we found our bodies lost in paridise like castaways | Kevin's bunnies lost in paridise like castaways |
| Kenny Chesney | Tequila Loves Me | oh forgettin's cheap in Mexico , she'll be there waiting and she won't say no Tequila loves me even if you don't | ohh kittens are cheap in Mexico , they'll be there waiting and they won't say no , Teddy and Mia love me even if you don't |
| Alabama | Mountain Music | just bein natures friend | get Sweets as nature's friend |
| Jessica Andrews | That's Who I Am | if I live to be a hundred and never see the seven wonders | if I live to be one hundred and never see the millions |
| Bangles | Walk Like an Egyptian | Foreign types with the hookah pipes | Pauline types cause the hooker likes it |
| The Carter Family | Single Girl | married girl, oh, married girl got a baby on her knees | married girl , married girl , she wears a skimpy thong |
| Rascal Flatts | See Me Through | see me throughOh, we're almost there | see me through ooh wolves are naked. |
| Rascal Flatts | See Me Through | see me through this mask I wear | see me through this masked guy Will |
| Hank Williams | I Saw The Light | I wouldn't let my dear saviour in | I wouldn't let my deer save your end |
| Lee Ann Womack | I Hope You Dance | when you get the choice to sit it out | when you come close to semens out |
| Shania Twain | Man, I Feel Like a Woman | men's shirt short skirt | men should wear short skirts |
| Tim McGraw | My Best Friend | you're more than a lover | you're more than a brother |
| Taylor Swift | Our Song | I was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car | I was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the back seat of his car |
| Bowling for Soup | 1985 | Bruce Springsteen , Madonna way before Nirvana | sexy Madonna waiting for her momma |
| Elton John | Circle of Life | And blinking, step into the sun | pink pajamas penguins on the bottom |
| Traditional | Jingle Bells | bells on Bobtail ring | bells on Bob's tail ring |
| Johnny Cash | When The Man Comes Around | It's hard for thee to kick against the p***ks | it's time for thee to kick against the priest |
| Phil Vassar | Just Another Day In Paradise | two heartsAnd one dreamI wouldn't trade it for anything | two parts one thing wouldn't trade it for anything |
| Theme Songs | The Beverly Hillbillies | kinfolks said Jed move away from here | Ken Ford said Jed move away from here |
| Garth Brooks | Friends In Low Places | Blame it all on my roots I showed up in boots And ruined your black tie affair | Raymond all on my roots I showed up in boots And ruined your blonde guy affair |
| Traditional | Zippity Doo Dah | I got a bluebird on my shoulder | I got a boo boo in the garden |
| Taylor Swift | Picture To Burn | You're a redneck heartbreak Who's really bad at lying | the redneck whore fest was really a better lie |
| Keith Urban | You'll Think of Me | take your cap and leave my sweater | take your cat and leave my sweater |
| Theme Songs | Scooby Doo | ready for your act Don't hold back1 | rip your **s don't hold back |
| Barry Manilow | Copacabana | her name was Lola | her name was Yoda |
| Shaggy | Wasn't Me | Picture this, we were both butt naked Bangin' on the bathroom floor | picture this us butt naked banging on the bathroom door |
| Hot Chocolate | You Sexy Thing | where you from you sexy thing | save the world you sexy pig |
| Lonestar | Mr. Mom | Pampers melt in the Maytag dryer | baby's drowned in the Maytag dryer |
| Smash Mouth | I'm a believer | I thought love was Only true in fairytalesMeant for someone else But not for meLove was out to get me That's the way it seemedDisapointment haunted All my dreams | I thought love was some Peruvian fairytalemeant for someone else but not for melove was out to get methat's the way it seemedget the boys a honkin' on my dreams |
| Toby Keith | My List | Put on my glove and play some catch | put on my coat and chase the cat |
| Highwaymen | Angels Love Bad Men | Angels love bad men | Angels love Batman |
| Rascal Flatts | God Bless The Broken Road | Others who broke my heart They were like northern stars | others who broke my heart they were like no good stars |
| Hall & Oates | Maneater | oohh she'll chew you up | Booth she'll chew you up |
| Men Without Hats | Safety Dance | And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feetAnd surprise em with the victory cryI say we can act if want to if we dont nobody willAnd you can act real rude and totally removedAnd I can act like an imbecile | and we can dress real neat from our hearts to our feet and suprise them with a big chu chiI say we can act if we want to if we don't nobody will and you can act real rude and totally removed and I can act like we're in Brazil |
| Cascada | Everytime We Touch | forgive me my weakness but I don't know why | f***ing me is my weakness but I don't know why |
| Hall & Oates | Maneater | she's sitting with you but her eyes are on the door | she's sitting with you but her eyes are on the dog |
| Queen | Another One Bites The Dust | Another one Bites The Dust | Another one bites the duster |
| Elvis Presley | Jailhouse Rock | Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophonethe whole rhythm section was the purple gang | sad Sam was sitting on the microscopethe whole rhythm sasquatch the purple gang |
| Abba | Dancing Queen | from the tambourine | from the calvary |
| The Beach Boys | Barbara Ann | Barbara Ann | Bobber ran |
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Anonymous's Submitted Lyrics (not yet published) |
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